DJEarRape's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[we watched fireworks]

<3 I now realize I am greater than a discarded shopping bag.

dylan responds:

"feel so paper thin
like a house of cards
one blow from caving in"

- beyoncé, 2010

[white noise machine]

Wow, This was much better than your other "artsy" stuff I mean, all joking aside, Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time.

dylan responds:

"you could have been getting down to this sick beat"

- beyoncé, 2014

[A crappy video]

I don't know if it was an oversight but that impractical way the guy flipped the bucket was hilarious.

RannitX responds:

Thanks for your review. When I made that seen I starting having him flip the bucket that way and though It look funny. so I kept it's there. I'm glad to see people think it's funny too. Thanks again for leaving your review.

[Skitzo-The Buddy System]

It's as if no one has watched a classic Fleischer cartoon before.

Comick responds:

It's as if a lazy person wrote a one sentence review saying nothing of value while giving me a 2-star.

[The Legend of Parodies]

You should probably look up what John K has to say about "Lumpy and Itchy Animation Designs"

TheEvaluh responds:

While I love John K and his art, I found his opinion on "Lumpy and Itchy" cartoons hypocritical. He is probably the last person to judge what is "appealing to young eyes", as he states, because he's the one who had decided to show a mangy chihuahua pluck his own rotting teeth one by one on Nickelodeon. The whole article is criticizing animators failing to make cartoons that look good to children, and that's why I put this on the internet; it's not for children, it's for everyone. While I was mimicking John K in my cartoon by using close ups and tracks from the Ren and Stimpy OST, I'm not trying to wear his skin. The article is merely his opinion and I feel animation should not be limited based on something one great artist claims.

With that said, I thank you for telling me about this article, because it was critique, and it was informative.

[The Dropped Ocarina]

The joke is so obvious and blunt I'm sure there must be something I'm not getting. I watched this several times and I am still dumbfounded.

What next? Link is gonna finger a harp? Come on.

DotExecutables responds:

An Ocarina is an wood-wind instrument that requires you to blow into it.

I don't understand why people can't get the joke. If you played the game you really should get it.